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I skip leg day so my dick looks bigger
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You're My Favorite MILF Statement Tee
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Rim Reaper Statement Tee
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You're My Favorite DILF Statement Tee
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Swordfight Master Statement Tee
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Statement Tees | Offensive & Bold Graphic Shirts
Statement Tees That Say What You Won't
Some shirts just cover your back. Ours pick a fight. Ritardwear statement tees are offensive graphic shirts for people who enjoy watching a stranger read their chest and immediately regret it. Blunt humour, bold prints, and not one design you'll spot on the rack at the mall.
Heavy Cotton, No Plastic Feel
Every tee is 250gsm heavyweight 100% cotton in an oversized boxy fit, so it actually keeps its shape instead of shrinking into a crop top after two washes. Graphics are DTG printed into the fabric, which keeps them sharp and stops them cracking or peeling like cheap screen prints.
How They Fit
The cut runs oversized on purpose. Order your normal size for that relaxed drape, or size down one if you want it closer to the body. Full measurements sit on every product page, and shipping is free on orders over $90.




