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TEES YOUR

GRANDMA

WOULD HATE

Oversized, heavy, boxy 100% cotton tee. None of that plastic BS that turns the frog gay 🐸

4.7 / 5 Rated

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    WHY RITARDWEAR?

    We were tired of politically correct brands that do everything to make themselves look like heroes. Everybody is afraid of confrontation. We threw all that corporate BS in the garbage and built a brand with no filter, and most importantly, one that doesn't care about being "right". Streetwear apparel with unique designs. They say its cancellable. We call it revolutionary.

    JOIN THE REVOLUTION

    BUY MORE, PAY LESS.

    Share the chaos with your loved one, friend or even family member. The more you buy, the bigger the discount. Discount auto-applies at checkout. No code needed. Mix and match anything in the store.

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    2 Tees

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    $22.49
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    $19.99
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    $17.49
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    CHOOSE YOUR Fashion Defiance

    Whether your a plain and simple text type of person, or a more sophisticated folk with a love for graphics, we got you.

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    OUR FAMILY

    Rated 4.7/5

    People who rebel against the boring.